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Introducing FlawlessVision

31 Jan

Introducing FlawlessVision

This is me. Or more specifically, this is my expression while watching 90% of the awesome fuckery that passes for free TV in Australia.

Ever watched something so beautiful it’s like the programmer reached out and kicked you in the testicles? Ever turned to your couch partner to lay a vent-tsunami on him only to find him passed out in his Pringles? Well here’s a place to lay your impotent rage and share in mine.

Rules of Engagement:

1) All shows and their characters/contestants are fair game regardless of their theme, ethnicity, religion, age, Body Mass Index or IQ.

2) I will post on certain shows regularly, but will also post on random episodes of certain shows and/or commercials, depending on how well they annoy me.

3) I’m Australian. I don’t care if the American, English, Siberian version of the show is better. Chances are it would still make me want to rip off my head and shit down my own neck.

And finally;

I’m a Whore with a capital W. This does not mean I’m promiscuous, it means I’m a Grade A Snarky Bitch with a big old television axe to grind. If you are looking for subtle political commentary or humour that doesn’t make regular reference to anuses, ballsacks and deep-throat (in a television context of course) go elsewhere.

xo Flawless

One Response to “Introducing FlawlessVision”

  1. Bek January 31, 2013 at 1:29 am #

    Totes Whore some

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